My husband has only been gone a week and I already realized that I need somewhere to vent my frustrations or I am going to become a bitchy mess. While I am sure that he wouldn't mind hearing about the little crap back home that is setting me off…I really think our conversations should stay more upbeat J So…here are the raging idiots that have been able to piss me off thus far:
"I only met you once but now I shall tell the whole world you are a drunk". So, about 2 weeks ago I hosted a BBQ for the guys that my husband works with since they were preparing to deploy. Needless to say, there was *gasp* drinking involved. After the BBQ we moved to another persons home where we continued the party. At the new location was the prize winner of the year: Ladies and Gentleman, she is 18 years-old a high school senior…her daddy was nice enough to let her fly from California to Texas to say goodbye to her soldier boyfriend but she screwed daddy's generosity over, got hitched, flew home, took $5000, moved to Texas and has the current plan of not going to school or getting a job because she can live off her husbands check while he is away! Congratulations, you are a money-grubbing whore with no education…I smell burger flipping in your future! Oh! Did I mention she cheated on her man 3 times in the last year? And he married her why?
I think it goes without saying that I was not impressed with Miss Thing….and apparently she picked up on it as well. I was the only one not congratulating her newly married ass and telling her how happy she was going to be. I can smell scum a mile away. So, fast forward a week to the night when the men left. Her man wasn't scheduled to leave for 4 more days, but yet they showed up to the send off for the other men…that's fine, he wants to wish the others good luck, see you in a week, I don't care. Until Miss Thing sat behind me and decided to rub my back and ask "How are you doing? Are you holding up?" Please note, this was not with a voice of concern but rather one of mockery. I turned and politely (because I am a lady) stated "I know you aren't used to all this yet, but that isn't a question any of the ladies would like to be asked right now" and turned back around. That was nice enough...right? Well, apparently I hurt the little darlings feelings because then she stated loudly "This is the first time I have ever seen you sober" and then it was on….I actually snapped, I believe my exact words were "You are a rude bitch! You have 2 seconds to get the fuck away from me. Who the fuck do you think you are? You don't belong here!" Her husband attempt to intercede but I told him to get her stupid ass out of there too. What makes someone think that because they meet me one time and I had been drinking (sorry, not drunk!) that she gets to call me a drunk in front of a huge group of my peers? OH! 20 minutes after this happened I had to say goodbye to my husband who I won't get to see for a year….thanks you fucking whore for taking away the last few moments of sanity that I was supposed to have.
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Holy Shit!!! What a skank. You should have decked her!!! :)
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