So, during my Thanksgiving trip I picked up some sort of cold/sinus crap. Normally I just use over-the-counter stuff and let it play out but this time I went to the doctor because I was feeling really crappy! Now that I am getting better and the fog in my brain is starting to clear I have begun to think about all the dumb stuff that people say/do when you are not feeling well. For example, why does the doctor enter the room and say "How are you feeling today?" shouldn't she says something more along the lines of "What problems are you having today?" because it has already been established that you feel like shit...otherwise why would you be in her office with a nose as red as rudolphs and sound like you just smoked 3 packs of cigarettes?
Then you have to face the co-workers...you know the ones that have to know if you are contagious because of course they are bound to catch it and BLAME you for it instead of oh, maybe WASHING THEIR HANDS? It isn't like you scraped the inside of your nose and rubbed it on them! This goes with the disclaimer that we are all adults and should know that when we cough you cover your mouth and when you sneeze, use a tissue. I have one particular co-worker that stated "You sound snotty" WOW....yes rocket scientist....its called a sinus infection aka I have enough crap in my nose to cover you head to toe if I decided to forego that tissue.
Oh, and why does everyone keep asking how you are feeling? Uh, like crap! See the red eyes, hear the coughing? Those aren't signs of me feeling like skipping down the street singing Christmas carols anytime in the next 2 days. This goes for moms too...my mother has called me 2-3 times a day since she found out I was sick just to see "How you are feeling?" I'd be feeling a lot better if the phone would stop ringing so I could get some freaking sleep!
So....there you have it, my views on being sick. Now I am going to go pop some more pills and get back to work...have a great day and leave my sick ass ALONE!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Christmas Sale: All Crazy Friends MUST GO!!!
Yes, I am having a special...this week only (unless it doesn't work and then I will extend it...) I am selling off all crazy-wacked out friends that are driving me nuts. They really are a steal! Here are you candidates:
Ms. Self-Absorbed: Here she is ladies and gentleman....want to have a phone conversation for over 30 minutes where all you get to say is "yes", "uh huh" and "mmm"? She will talked your ear off endlessly about EVERY detail of her day from what time she got up to what she had for breakfast and every item she bought at Wal-Mart. If that isn't self-absorbed enough for you hold on: she will also email you and accuse you of "needing space" from her because less than 2 days after your husband deploys she sees your car at a friends house and is angered that you didn't call her first. And to make sure you get the point that she should have been your first call she will accuse you of resenting her because her husband didn't have to deploy. (Please note: the friend's house you were at is a dual-military couple that was with your husband when he deployed the 1st time and they understand that all you need to do is talk and cry...)
Also included with this model are the following annoying features:
1. Even though she never grew up in a military house and doesn't even live on post she will insist upon using military terms whenever she can...even though the actual service members don't do this, she will...example: she always gives the time in the 24 hour clock: 1500.
2. Anything and everything you have ever done...so has she! and Better!! Please don't try and just tell her casual stories of your past because she will interupt and one-up you every time!
3. Please don't give her any intimate details or even semi-intimate details of your life because provided she can keep her mouth shut--her husband can't! And magically somehow everything he says becomes a lie and will ruin your other friendships for you (no extra charge)!
Our next candidate is Ms. Could-be-addicted-to-painkillers-and-wants-to-stalk-you: This friend seems pretty normal at first....calls occasionally, agrees on certain previously names a-holes needing to have their 18-year-old hair pulled out. This is how she lures you in. After a few casual meetings she calls you up in the middle of the night crying her eyes out because she misses her husband (understandable) but then calls back 30 minutes later and is perfectly fine. So, then you go over to her house one night and witness the whole spectrum of nuts: one minute laughing at everything (eyes fixed and dilated), then angry and throwing things because she can't find something, then crying because you say you are leaving. Everytime you hang up she will want to know when you are going to call again.
Also included with this model:
1. Will drive by your house (which is VERY out of the way) and call to let you know that there is a car in your driveway so your dog sitters must have arrived.
2. Ask you to accompany her to her hysterectomy even though her mother can make it because she feels close to you....
3. Will invite you a year in advance to vacation with her family...whom you have never met.
No winners here? Just let me know what qualities you are looking for in a friend and I will gather one up for you...now please remember: friends that listen, are supportive, and just want to hang out when you both have time are very rare...so please don't be upset if I am keeping those ones...at least until after the holidays! :-)
Ms. Self-Absorbed: Here she is ladies and gentleman....want to have a phone conversation for over 30 minutes where all you get to say is "yes", "uh huh" and "mmm"? She will talked your ear off endlessly about EVERY detail of her day from what time she got up to what she had for breakfast and every item she bought at Wal-Mart. If that isn't self-absorbed enough for you hold on: she will also email you and accuse you of "needing space" from her because less than 2 days after your husband deploys she sees your car at a friends house and is angered that you didn't call her first. And to make sure you get the point that she should have been your first call she will accuse you of resenting her because her husband didn't have to deploy. (Please note: the friend's house you were at is a dual-military couple that was with your husband when he deployed the 1st time and they understand that all you need to do is talk and cry...)
Also included with this model are the following annoying features:
1. Even though she never grew up in a military house and doesn't even live on post she will insist upon using military terms whenever she can...even though the actual service members don't do this, she will...example: she always gives the time in the 24 hour clock: 1500.
2. Anything and everything you have ever done...so has she! and Better!! Please don't try and just tell her casual stories of your past because she will interupt and one-up you every time!
3. Please don't give her any intimate details or even semi-intimate details of your life because provided she can keep her mouth shut--her husband can't! And magically somehow everything he says becomes a lie and will ruin your other friendships for you (no extra charge)!
Our next candidate is Ms. Could-be-addicted-to-painkillers-and-wants-to-stalk-you: This friend seems pretty normal at first....calls occasionally, agrees on certain previously names a-holes needing to have their 18-year-old hair pulled out. This is how she lures you in. After a few casual meetings she calls you up in the middle of the night crying her eyes out because she misses her husband (understandable) but then calls back 30 minutes later and is perfectly fine. So, then you go over to her house one night and witness the whole spectrum of nuts: one minute laughing at everything (eyes fixed and dilated), then angry and throwing things because she can't find something, then crying because you say you are leaving. Everytime you hang up she will want to know when you are going to call again.
Also included with this model:
1. Will drive by your house (which is VERY out of the way) and call to let you know that there is a car in your driveway so your dog sitters must have arrived.
2. Ask you to accompany her to her hysterectomy even though her mother can make it because she feels close to you....
3. Will invite you a year in advance to vacation with her family...whom you have never met.
No winners here? Just let me know what qualities you are looking for in a friend and I will gather one up for you...now please remember: friends that listen, are supportive, and just want to hang out when you both have time are very rare...so please don't be upset if I am keeping those ones...at least until after the holidays! :-)
Monday, November 19, 2007
A Day at the Movies
I love seeing movies….action, adventure, drama, comedy. They all work for me. What doesn't work for me are the following:
1. Cell Phones: You are NOT that important! You really do not need to have some bug looking thing sticking out of your ear at all times. And trust me no matter how much you try to whisper…we all know you are not arranging that bootie call with Orlando Bloom. Please turn off your damn phone and just enjoy his hotness. Also, for those of you who do not walk around with the huge Bluetooth thing hanging off your head, but are still in the "stoneage" with myself and many others…in a dark theater the bright LED lights from you phone ARE VISIBLE to everyone. Bet you didn't know that did you? Or you did know that and you just choose to be an obnoxious jerk….in which case I hope that ugly-ass creature that Beowulf is trying to kill jumps out of the screen and bites your head off.
2. Children: Ahhhhh…yes…the murder is creeping up behind the unsuspecting teenager ready to slit her throat and your 2 year-old starts screaming at the top of their lungs because guess what? They DO NOT belong in adult movies. I know you think that they are too young to understand what is going on or that you swear they are going to behave but even if they do not follow the story line…dark music and screaming people WILL scare them. Oh, and they NEVER sit through the whole thing…they wait for the good parts: you know the part where the main people are actually giving the information that we need in order to figure out the rest of the movie and your F-ing kid starts yelling in my ear? Let me just say this: you are lucky that I don't believe in child abuse….parent abuse however…..
Uh, where was I? Yes…Kids do not belong in movies. And while we are on the topic…rating peoples…..Beowulf is not PG-13! The themes are this "men think with their penises" and "women use sex to control men". Our children will learn this soon enough so please put movies that say things like "lust limb" in a high category….even if it is NC-17 or R or "Parents, this contains sex….if you are trying to keep your child from having a kid in their teens, maybe you should steer them toward "Bee Movie" or something a little less sexually charged"
3. And finally…what is with the wannabe gang-bangers hanging outside the theater? I am not afraid of some punk kid whose pants hang so low off their ass that all I have to do is start running away and let him trip on himself? Just because your parents are too lazy to pick you up until 2 hours after the movie doesn't mean you need to stand directly outside the door and "stare down" everyone that comes out. I am not your daddy that obviously hates you because he lets you dress like you want an ass-kicking.
So, there is my rant about the movies. Hopefully the violators read this, recognize themselves and take steps to fix their ways….then again, that is probably wishful thinking…
1. Cell Phones: You are NOT that important! You really do not need to have some bug looking thing sticking out of your ear at all times. And trust me no matter how much you try to whisper…we all know you are not arranging that bootie call with Orlando Bloom. Please turn off your damn phone and just enjoy his hotness. Also, for those of you who do not walk around with the huge Bluetooth thing hanging off your head, but are still in the "stoneage" with myself and many others…in a dark theater the bright LED lights from you phone ARE VISIBLE to everyone. Bet you didn't know that did you? Or you did know that and you just choose to be an obnoxious jerk….in which case I hope that ugly-ass creature that Beowulf is trying to kill jumps out of the screen and bites your head off.
2. Children: Ahhhhh…yes…the murder is creeping up behind the unsuspecting teenager ready to slit her throat and your 2 year-old starts screaming at the top of their lungs because guess what? They DO NOT belong in adult movies. I know you think that they are too young to understand what is going on or that you swear they are going to behave but even if they do not follow the story line…dark music and screaming people WILL scare them. Oh, and they NEVER sit through the whole thing…they wait for the good parts: you know the part where the main people are actually giving the information that we need in order to figure out the rest of the movie and your F-ing kid starts yelling in my ear? Let me just say this: you are lucky that I don't believe in child abuse….parent abuse however…..
Uh, where was I? Yes…Kids do not belong in movies. And while we are on the topic…rating peoples…..Beowulf is not PG-13! The themes are this "men think with their penises" and "women use sex to control men". Our children will learn this soon enough so please put movies that say things like "lust limb" in a high category….even if it is NC-17 or R or "Parents, this contains sex….if you are trying to keep your child from having a kid in their teens, maybe you should steer them toward "Bee Movie" or something a little less sexually charged"
3. And finally…what is with the wannabe gang-bangers hanging outside the theater? I am not afraid of some punk kid whose pants hang so low off their ass that all I have to do is start running away and let him trip on himself? Just because your parents are too lazy to pick you up until 2 hours after the movie doesn't mean you need to stand directly outside the door and "stare down" everyone that comes out. I am not your daddy that obviously hates you because he lets you dress like you want an ass-kicking.
So, there is my rant about the movies. Hopefully the violators read this, recognize themselves and take steps to fix their ways….then again, that is probably wishful thinking…
Thursday, November 15, 2007
It's all about the money....
Yes, my friends, it is that time: money gripes! With the holidays fast approaching I figured this would be the prime time to share some views on people and their money issues. For example, people that constantly complain about not having any money/barely being able to get the bills paid YET they eat out almost everyday and buy new and ridiculous things as soon as they have the money instead of oh, I don't know....SAVING up and then buying them? These are the same people that are about to start going into hysterics about how much Christmas costs and do stupid things like get payday advances which of course will set you behind for the next check and they have thus entered into a vicious cycle that they can never get out of. Last time I checked we have all knew Christmas was coming for about 11 months?? (Technically 12 but I am giving allowances for Christmas-cookie-clouded brains).
What has set off my little tantrum today was a few conversations that I have had with some other army wives. Some of you may not know but when your soldier is deployed several things with their pay change: they get paid hazard pay, separation pay (if married), and their pay becomes tax free. I think there are some other changes but those are the biggies. So, yes, while your men/women are away you a getting more money. It doesn't kick in immediately though...for example, separation pay doesn't hit your check until the soldiers have been gone at least 30 days. Alright...now that you know that information, you will be able to understand my irritation: spouses that want to know exactly when and how much and can't wait to get this extra money. Why??? You have already been living on what your spouse makes normally....you are not incurring any new expenses with them being gone, so why are you throwing a damn fit over when you get your "shopping" money. For my husband and I we realized this simple fact early on and already agreed to have the extra money put into a special savings account that is going to give us a 10% interest rate! Hello investment!!! These women (sorry no men have had this issue that I know) make themselves sound like gold diggers and it bugs the CRAP out of me.
So...summary of today's lesson? Learn to live within your means, learn how to save for big things (and holidays) and if your husband/wife's occupation hands you some extra dough..don't be greedy and try saving some of it so that if life slaps you later on you will have the money to get yourself out of the situation. Got it? Good....class dismissed!
What has set off my little tantrum today was a few conversations that I have had with some other army wives. Some of you may not know but when your soldier is deployed several things with their pay change: they get paid hazard pay, separation pay (if married), and their pay becomes tax free. I think there are some other changes but those are the biggies. So, yes, while your men/women are away you a getting more money. It doesn't kick in immediately though...for example, separation pay doesn't hit your check until the soldiers have been gone at least 30 days. Alright...now that you know that information, you will be able to understand my irritation: spouses that want to know exactly when and how much and can't wait to get this extra money. Why??? You have already been living on what your spouse makes normally....you are not incurring any new expenses with them being gone, so why are you throwing a damn fit over when you get your "shopping" money. For my husband and I we realized this simple fact early on and already agreed to have the extra money put into a special savings account that is going to give us a 10% interest rate! Hello investment!!! These women (sorry no men have had this issue that I know) make themselves sound like gold diggers and it bugs the CRAP out of me.
So...summary of today's lesson? Learn to live within your means, learn how to save for big things (and holidays) and if your husband/wife's occupation hands you some extra dough..don't be greedy and try saving some of it so that if life slaps you later on you will have the money to get yourself out of the situation. Got it? Good....class dismissed!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Caution: Retards at Work
Construction. It is one of those things that seems to be EVERYWHERE you go…which can be considered a good thing; it is a sign of expansion and growth. However, it can also become very annoying, very quickly, especially when it is freeway construction! If you live (or have lived) in California, let me just say: 91/215/60 interchange. Yeah, that nightmare has been going on for a while! Now I live here in Texas and for the most part, the freeways are designed better: you get straight on and straight off and parallel to the actual freeways are "frontage" roads. Basically it makes for one straight, supposedly easy-to-access drag. I haven't had much to complain about…they seem to keep the lanes pretty open when I need them. So why do you ask am I putting this one "bitchngripe"? Because some idiot has made a critical mistake that no one even sees yet…but at the end of next week they will…
Last week they closed off access to an exit and entrance ramp along 190 (that is the freeway here) and have stated that it will be closed for about 6 months. No big deal right? WRONG!! The ramp they closed is the closest one to the mall. Still not getting it? Next week is Thanksgiving…then the pandemonium otherwise known as Christmas Shopping begins! What dumbass closes the mall exit/entrance 2 weeks before Christmas shopping begins? Did you get your degree online or something?? If the project will only take 6 months, would it not have been a better idea to WAIT 2 more months? Can you imagine the back-up? Please note: I live in a small town, so unless I plan to get everyone something from Wal-Mart or H-E-B (the grocery store)…I have to drive into the shopping hub, which of course surrounds the mall. I smell a nightmare coming on!! So, for all my dear friends and family: would you like your present wrapped in paper or plastic? Ooooh, or maybe I can get ripped off and buy everything online…hmmm, decisions, decisions!
Last week they closed off access to an exit and entrance ramp along 190 (that is the freeway here) and have stated that it will be closed for about 6 months. No big deal right? WRONG!! The ramp they closed is the closest one to the mall. Still not getting it? Next week is Thanksgiving…then the pandemonium otherwise known as Christmas Shopping begins! What dumbass closes the mall exit/entrance 2 weeks before Christmas shopping begins? Did you get your degree online or something?? If the project will only take 6 months, would it not have been a better idea to WAIT 2 more months? Can you imagine the back-up? Please note: I live in a small town, so unless I plan to get everyone something from Wal-Mart or H-E-B (the grocery store)…I have to drive into the shopping hub, which of course surrounds the mall. I smell a nightmare coming on!! So, for all my dear friends and family: would you like your present wrapped in paper or plastic? Ooooh, or maybe I can get ripped off and buy everything online…hmmm, decisions, decisions!
Sunday, November 11, 2007
A Rant with a Happy Ending...
So, my husband is currently deployed. Second deployment for him, first for me. I should also mention that I am one of those lucky people that married their best friend...so, I have felt so lost because who do you turn to when your love leaves: you best friend right? Okay, I will stop getting mushy and get to the point...oh, and yes I have other WONDERFUL friends and they have been a great help and support--so Shout Out to All my Hoes--was that gangsta enough for you? LOL!
Anywho...on with it: Before my man left we splurged $40 on a 1000 minute phone card. My husband knew already (from past experience) that it wouldn't actually work out to 1000 minutes when he got over there....he said it is usually half that amount...so 500 minutes. Still a deal right? Uh, YEAH RIGHT---when he called he said that it told him it was only worth 90 minutes!! For you math majors...that is 44 cents a minute! For a soldier to call their family back home? Way to to go AT&T....thank you for taking advantage of our service members...you assholes! Anyway....I got pretty heated about that because I can't stand anyone that takes advantage of our armed forces and now that I am married to an army man I see it more and more. I can't believe people that are so anti-Bush and anti-war that they forget to remember that it is the service men and women that have given them the freedom to sit on their asses and bitch...here is a news flash: not all service members agree with the President or the War BUT it is their job! They opted for the hard life they lead because they love the USA and if one day someone ever dares to attack the United States again....they are going to be the ones that save you, fight for you and die for you. Show some freaking RESPECT! They deserve it.
I stopped by the VFW post in town where my husband and I frequent to let them know how he is doing and how much I appreciate their support...passed out some hugs to veterans! I was telling a friend about the phone card situation and the District Commander overheard....he left the room and came back with 400 minutes in calling cards and said "We take care of our own" and told me to let them know if I need anything else. These vets understand what my husband is going through, what I am going through and they ARE a part of our family. So, on this Veteran's Day....put your political views aside, find a vet and ask them if their is anything you can do for them....or just give them a hug. They have done more for you than you can ever repay.
Anywho...on with it: Before my man left we splurged $40 on a 1000 minute phone card. My husband knew already (from past experience) that it wouldn't actually work out to 1000 minutes when he got over there....he said it is usually half that amount...so 500 minutes. Still a deal right? Uh, YEAH RIGHT---when he called he said that it told him it was only worth 90 minutes!! For you math majors...that is 44 cents a minute! For a soldier to call their family back home? Way to to go AT&T....thank you for taking advantage of our service members...you assholes! Anyway....I got pretty heated about that because I can't stand anyone that takes advantage of our armed forces and now that I am married to an army man I see it more and more. I can't believe people that are so anti-Bush and anti-war that they forget to remember that it is the service men and women that have given them the freedom to sit on their asses and bitch...here is a news flash: not all service members agree with the President or the War BUT it is their job! They opted for the hard life they lead because they love the USA and if one day someone ever dares to attack the United States again....they are going to be the ones that save you, fight for you and die for you. Show some freaking RESPECT! They deserve it.
I stopped by the VFW post in town where my husband and I frequent to let them know how he is doing and how much I appreciate their support...passed out some hugs to veterans! I was telling a friend about the phone card situation and the District Commander overheard....he left the room and came back with 400 minutes in calling cards and said "We take care of our own" and told me to let them know if I need anything else. These vets understand what my husband is going through, what I am going through and they ARE a part of our family. So, on this Veteran's Day....put your political views aside, find a vet and ask them if their is anything you can do for them....or just give them a hug. They have done more for you than you can ever repay.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Grocery Store Etiquette
This may seem simple, but apparently a reminder needs to be given: the person in front of you gets to put their items on the conveyor belt at the checkout before you. Last night I stop at the store to pick up a few items--not many, so I did not bother with a basket. the gentleman in front of my saw me carrying my small load and kindly adjusted his items to make room for mine. As he placed the divider down, I flashed a 'thank you' smile and was about to put down my first item when the A-Hole behind me decided to start chucking the items from his basket up in the limited space (yes....I do been chuck as in hurtle, throw, toss rudely). I was at a loss for words, which I shouldn't have been...in hindsight I should have told him to move his crap. The man in front of me looked amazed as well. When I got to the cashier of course he made the mistake of starting to ring up what was on the belt before I could hand him my things and tell him the other stuff wasn't mine. What happened to common courteousy? I hope he chokes on his can of spam!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Well...since I just started, here are a few...
My husband has only been gone a week and I already realized that I need somewhere to vent my frustrations or I am going to become a bitchy mess. While I am sure that he wouldn't mind hearing about the little crap back home that is setting me off…I really think our conversations should stay more upbeat J So…here are the raging idiots that have been able to piss me off thus far:
"I only met you once but now I shall tell the whole world you are a drunk". So, about 2 weeks ago I hosted a BBQ for the guys that my husband works with since they were preparing to deploy. Needless to say, there was *gasp* drinking involved. After the BBQ we moved to another persons home where we continued the party. At the new location was the prize winner of the year: Ladies and Gentleman, she is 18 years-old a high school senior…her daddy was nice enough to let her fly from California to Texas to say goodbye to her soldier boyfriend but she screwed daddy's generosity over, got hitched, flew home, took $5000, moved to Texas and has the current plan of not going to school or getting a job because she can live off her husbands check while he is away! Congratulations, you are a money-grubbing whore with no education…I smell burger flipping in your future! Oh! Did I mention she cheated on her man 3 times in the last year? And he married her why?
I think it goes without saying that I was not impressed with Miss Thing….and apparently she picked up on it as well. I was the only one not congratulating her newly married ass and telling her how happy she was going to be. I can smell scum a mile away. So, fast forward a week to the night when the men left. Her man wasn't scheduled to leave for 4 more days, but yet they showed up to the send off for the other men…that's fine, he wants to wish the others good luck, see you in a week, I don't care. Until Miss Thing sat behind me and decided to rub my back and ask "How are you doing? Are you holding up?" Please note, this was not with a voice of concern but rather one of mockery. I turned and politely (because I am a lady) stated "I know you aren't used to all this yet, but that isn't a question any of the ladies would like to be asked right now" and turned back around. That was nice enough...right? Well, apparently I hurt the little darlings feelings because then she stated loudly "This is the first time I have ever seen you sober" and then it was on….I actually snapped, I believe my exact words were "You are a rude bitch! You have 2 seconds to get the fuck away from me. Who the fuck do you think you are? You don't belong here!" Her husband attempt to intercede but I told him to get her stupid ass out of there too. What makes someone think that because they meet me one time and I had been drinking (sorry, not drunk!) that she gets to call me a drunk in front of a huge group of my peers? OH! 20 minutes after this happened I had to say goodbye to my husband who I won't get to see for a year….thanks you fucking whore for taking away the last few moments of sanity that I was supposed to have.
"I only met you once but now I shall tell the whole world you are a drunk". So, about 2 weeks ago I hosted a BBQ for the guys that my husband works with since they were preparing to deploy. Needless to say, there was *gasp* drinking involved. After the BBQ we moved to another persons home where we continued the party. At the new location was the prize winner of the year: Ladies and Gentleman, she is 18 years-old a high school senior…her daddy was nice enough to let her fly from California to Texas to say goodbye to her soldier boyfriend but she screwed daddy's generosity over, got hitched, flew home, took $5000, moved to Texas and has the current plan of not going to school or getting a job because she can live off her husbands check while he is away! Congratulations, you are a money-grubbing whore with no education…I smell burger flipping in your future! Oh! Did I mention she cheated on her man 3 times in the last year? And he married her why?
I think it goes without saying that I was not impressed with Miss Thing….and apparently she picked up on it as well. I was the only one not congratulating her newly married ass and telling her how happy she was going to be. I can smell scum a mile away. So, fast forward a week to the night when the men left. Her man wasn't scheduled to leave for 4 more days, but yet they showed up to the send off for the other men…that's fine, he wants to wish the others good luck, see you in a week, I don't care. Until Miss Thing sat behind me and decided to rub my back and ask "How are you doing? Are you holding up?" Please note, this was not with a voice of concern but rather one of mockery. I turned and politely (because I am a lady) stated "I know you aren't used to all this yet, but that isn't a question any of the ladies would like to be asked right now" and turned back around. That was nice enough...right? Well, apparently I hurt the little darlings feelings because then she stated loudly "This is the first time I have ever seen you sober" and then it was on….I actually snapped, I believe my exact words were "You are a rude bitch! You have 2 seconds to get the fuck away from me. Who the fuck do you think you are? You don't belong here!" Her husband attempt to intercede but I told him to get her stupid ass out of there too. What makes someone think that because they meet me one time and I had been drinking (sorry, not drunk!) that she gets to call me a drunk in front of a huge group of my peers? OH! 20 minutes after this happened I had to say goodbye to my husband who I won't get to see for a year….thanks you fucking whore for taking away the last few moments of sanity that I was supposed to have.
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